Lau Seng Teck Avester
VS 2B 2007
VJC 08V14, 10S31
21st September 1993
Arrow Scout '06-'09
VJC 27th Students Council
Osiris(5) Omigod 'OG08
Pyxis(2) Pycnic 'OG10
Wishlist:
Make Everyone Smile (:
LINKS!
Bernice
Bryan
Charmaine
Chen Ee
Dominic
Eileen
Jingxin
Jo-ann
Kimberly
Michelle
Qing Hui
Yunita
Sources for Pictures:
http://media.canada.com/1a416bf6-61d8-4c3a-b9f2-ccd684175f80/cat.jpg
http://pro.corbis.com/images/RF5059341.jpg?size=572&uid=%7BC7A86B9D-11F9-4025-A298-AA28200E3B15%7D
Blended both pictures together to get the cool 'ghost cat' effect. And the catch phrase created by yours truly is...obviously cool. How do you know this is a 'ghost cat'? Haha. Press Ctrl+A. *sneaky laughter*
EDIT: The effect only works for Internet Explorer. If you are not using IE, just highlight the picture with your cursor to get the same effect.
Presenting birthday boy his gift.

Don't gobble!!! We're not done yet!!!
Now this is quality falling in.And this was how we spent 2 hours hiding from rain.

Cool picture. Too lazy to flip it.

My favourite picture. We're on top of the rock that's on top of the hill that's on top of the quarry that's on Pulau Ubin!!!
Stevenson video will be out soon, after I'm done with IP Open House matters. Yes, the pictures are fantastic and finally up. Aren't they cool? Haha.
Well, and I'll leave you with that for now. Got a lot of LA Stuff to do. And homework.
The ALMOST all-girls photo Arts Day 2008...
Avester's Column 54
Well today we went to Sentosa for Marine Bio. Before I go into the part where I say HAHAHAHA my elective is much cooler than yours and we can slack and enjoy and learn COOL stuff in field trips to awesome places with minimal homework and a lot of exciting group collaboartion projects that are more fun than you can ever imagine and you really should have joined Marine Bio HAHAHAHA, I would like to tell you some silly stuff.
PS: I am tired of laughing.
Anyway, today Qing Hui was not here. I seized this opportunity to invade Jacky's table. It was SERIOUSLY MUCH MORE lively than my table. About what we discussed, that was confidential material (but we generated a lot of jokes). I don't understand why Jacky doesn't appreciate that table LOL. The people there tell spastic-ly good jokes... and are quite interactive... Oh well, moving on.
On the bus to Underwater World Sentosa, I sat at the back and talked to girls. Partly because the only boy I could talk to was Joshua and...well...you probably can imagine him not wanting to talk to me. I never took any initiative to start conversation with him. So instead I ended up sitting at the back of the bus gossiping with a bunch of girls. Yes, gossip gossip gossip. Actually the main gossip was about me and fish. Who are the 'bunch of girls'? Okay fine, they are in some random order: Janice (v11), Yitong (v12), Jaime (v13) and Jo-ann (v14). We gossiped a lot. Here is an extract of our conversation:
Me: Have you people done SI-3?
Janice: Is it the one on Gender?
Jo-ann: You mean the one where Yunita was going crazy that one?
Jaime: I thought...
Yitong: Haha we got Ms Ong for LA
Me and Jo-ann: *stare* *fuming* *displeased gestures*
Janice: What happened...
Me: We were talking about homosexuality...
Jo-ann: No its the earlier part that was interesting...
Me: *confused* Eh?
Jaime, Janice, Yitong: *excited look*
Jo-ann: Do you know what some people said in class? We were talking about-------[censored material]
Me: Must you say that? All of you come from girls schools right?
Then we talked about PSLE scores. Yitong, Janice and Jo-ann all 25+, above my 251. Jaime 246.
Me: Are girls our age supposed to er...act crazy and weird and irrational?
Yitong: Wait...who are you talking about?
Janice then gave them that 'isn't it obvious???' look.
I gave them my spastic look.
Jaime: Oh wait wait wait...I thought girls only discuss these stuff in a girls school?
Janice: But now different lah...
Me: *thinking that it was SERIOUSLY wrong...*
Yitong: Mixed school leh?
Jaime: Oh yea hor...
The whole conversation and gossip was terribly wrong. It sort of continued with a lot of spastic activity at Underwater World. I started walking around snapping pics with a spastic look...it was weird and stupid and yeah...
Jaime wanted to go Underwater World for elective then head to Botanic Gardens for Cross Country and argues with Jianghan for a dramatic 5 minutes with Manu, me and the other girls looking stunned and giving that spastic look. If I can recall right...
Jianghan: You really going ah? Later must go botanic gardens leh!
Jaime: Never mind I leave Underwater World at 3.15 then take taxi
Me: Eh but Sentosa is near CBD ...you cannot anyhow flag a cab leh you must go to designated stands...
Enan: No lah I don't think Sentosa counted...
Jianghan: Doesn't matter about the taxi. She go there less than half an hour come out again... not worth it lah...
Jaime: But I want to see the fish...
Jianghan: You want to pay go in and come out in 30min ah?
Me: Eh Jaime you go in see just one fish and come out...
Jianghan: Maybe one fish also cannot see lah, later got accident then the bus late...
Jaime: But I just want to see the fish...
Jianghan: *frustrated look* Go for cross lah...
Jaime: But if I don't go Underwater World Mr Foo will give me a big F leh!
*Mr Foo laughing in background*
Jianghan: *very frustrated look*
Manu: *very frustrated look*
In the end Jaime won and stayed and Jianghan and Manu left and didn't come along...and Jaime skipped cross lol...
Conversation on the conveyor belt inside Underwater World:
Me: Eh I'm trying to get some photos so that I can make a video so that we can present SOMETHING for our Elective during Open House
Jo-ann: Huh?
Me: Okay, can you act like you are pointing and whah-ing and excited?
Janice: Not original lah...
Jo-ann: Forget it Avester...
Jaime: No way...
Me: Like that lah... *start waving around*
Jo-ann: Eh it's really not original...
Me: *thinking that the video is going to be like so crappy...* Can you people at least act interested?
Jaime: But we are interested!
Me: Really?
Jo-ann: This is the second round we're riding the conveyor belt...
Okay, finally, after winding through a lot a lot a lot of weird stuff, we have come to the pictorial section of this enlightening post. (it's quite enlightening) Below are the photos from April Fool's V12 Spam and today's trip to Underwater World.


And if your eyes are keen enough, something else has popped up with the release of Chapter 2...but can you 'whack' it???
